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Dear Weather Network;
It is very hard for me to believe that the chance of precipitation is 0% when I can see the thunderstorm by looking out my window, and the lightning is discharging about a block over.
I miss the days when you at least pretended that you still cared -- the days you covered your philandering with some modest effort, the days before you abandoned the strong arms of Attempted Science for the flash and dazzle of Random Numbers.
Sincerely,
Cherry
PS: Next time I would like a proper storm, with windows rattling and loud cracks of thunder. It is the least you could do for me after all these years. The funnel clouds earlier this week were not too terribly amusing as I only heard of them.
Also, please to cease hailing on my family's crops?
It is very hard for me to believe that the chance of precipitation is 0% when I can see the thunderstorm by looking out my window, and the lightning is discharging about a block over.
I miss the days when you at least pretended that you still cared -- the days you covered your philandering with some modest effort, the days before you abandoned the strong arms of Attempted Science for the flash and dazzle of Random Numbers.
Sincerely,
Cherry
PS: Next time I would like a proper storm, with windows rattling and loud cracks of thunder. It is the least you could do for me after all these years. The funnel clouds earlier this week were not too terribly amusing as I only heard of them.
Also, please to cease hailing on my family's crops?