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Jun. 24th, 2007 11:13 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
cherryThere are things I should be doing/saying, but instead I bring you:
Scenes from a night on the town (cursing-reduced version, with various other conversational threads removed)
Ultimate Fight Championship *is on the screens at the bar*
"Is it just me, or are the levels of homoeroticism really effing high?"
"No, this is possibly the gayest thing I've ever seen."
"I think it might the gayest thing I've seen, and I've watched gay porn."
"You ever notice that men keep looking for excuses to strip down to their undies and touch each other all over?"
"Dude, there wouldn't be so much macho posturing if they weren't compensating for something."
"Maybe you have to have a penis to understand?"
"Ladies, I have a penis, and I still don't understand."
"Are they... Seriously, they're necking. There is no other way to explain what they are doing."
"This is what people mean when they say lovers are tangled up in each other. Lost in each other. When you picture that, this is exactly what you see."
"I... I can't stop watching. It's hypnotic."
"They are actually just rolling around and hugging each other at this point."
"Is he humping his leg?"
"You know, when women do this on television they call it soft-core porn."
Scene
Ultimate Fight Championship *is on the screens at the bar*
"Is it just me, or are the levels of homoeroticism really effing high?"
"No, this is possibly the gayest thing I've ever seen."
"I think it might the gayest thing I've seen, and I've watched gay porn."
"You ever notice that men keep looking for excuses to strip down to their undies and touch each other all over?"
"Dude, there wouldn't be so much macho posturing if they weren't compensating for something."
"Maybe you have to have a penis to understand?"
"Ladies, I have a penis, and I still don't understand."
"Are they... Seriously, they're necking. There is no other way to explain what they are doing."
"This is what people mean when they say lovers are tangled up in each other. Lost in each other. When you picture that, this is exactly what you see."
"I... I can't stop watching. It's hypnotic."
"They are actually just rolling around and hugging each other at this point."
"Is he humping his leg?"
"You know, when women do this on television they call it soft-core porn."