Referential to other things.
Jul. 31st, 2008 08:48 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
cherryExcerpt from my work log book:
"All exposures failed to show the presence of any and all photosynthetic proteins. As such, I have been forced to conclude that my algal cultures have been replaced with exceedingly tiny velociraptors. "
Excerpt from a letter from my landlord:
"Surprise! $100 rent increase per month, bitch!"
Excerpt from a conversation with my sunburn:
"It's been five days, so now I am going to start sloughing off due to excessive DNA damage, and return you to your usual, pristine white. Have fun at the lake over the long weekend!"
In conclusion: Yay, lake! Boo, saturated housing market and aquatic velociraptors!
"All exposures failed to show the presence of any and all photosynthetic proteins. As such, I have been forced to conclude that my algal cultures have been replaced with exceedingly tiny velociraptors. "
Excerpt from a letter from my landlord:
"Surprise! $100 rent increase per month, bitch!"
Excerpt from a conversation with my sunburn:
"It's been five days, so now I am going to start sloughing off due to excessive DNA damage, and return you to your usual, pristine white. Have fun at the lake over the long weekend!"
In conclusion: Yay, lake! Boo, saturated housing market and aquatic velociraptors!