My dentist loves me.

... Well, he does. He only ever tells me nice things. I've never had problems with my teeth, or any sort of cavity or anything. The only dental work I've had done is sealants, though I had to have X-Rays again this time because my wisdom teeth are coming in (very slowly) on the bottom.

I have jeans! And a black and tan sweater, and a t-shirt that says:
Don't mess with me
Or my angels will kick your ass

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