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Note to self: Do not answer fic-related emails when your account has been reconfigured to your real name for college application purposes.

Note from self: And why didn't you think of this earlier?

T-self: Who says I didn't?

F-self: We're the same person! We inhabit the same body!

T-self: You're just upset because you didn't think about it, and people gave you odd looks.

F-self: They'd be giving us *both* odd looks! And there's a name for this sort of behavior, you know.

T-self: For what? Forgetting things like going through the long and arduous process of changing your email address? You can't be senile. You're in high school.

F-self: NO! And we've been through this. 'There's a name for this.' Talking to yourself. Ring a bell?

T-self: I'm not talking to myself. I'm talking to you.

F-self: GAAAAH!

T-self: Oh, be quiet. LJ is working again for free users, so you're talking to someone, at least. Now go and work on university applications.

F-self: I hate you. Just so you know.

T-self: ... And you think *I* have issues?