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cherryOkay, I think that we can safely say that I'm going to the special fandom hell, now.
Now, the meme of cracktastic doom:
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
1. Colleen Blessed (Power Play)
2. Aiden Ford (SGA)
3. Ray Kowalski (Due South)
4. Roxy Harvey (Dead Like Me)
5. Cecelia Reyes (X-Men)
6. Kaylee Frye (Firefly)
7. Fred Weasley (Harry Potter)
8. Will Tippin (Alias)
9. Rusty Ryan (Ocean's 11)
10. Greg Sanders (CSI)
11. Sam Guthrie (X-Men)
12. Rodney McKay (SGA)
Have you ever read a Six (Kaylee) /Eleven (Sam) fic? Do you want to?
A. Not that I recall (and I really do think that I'd recall something like that); and B. Now that you mention it, yes. (Just country boys and girls/getting down on the farm.)
Do you think Four (Roxy) is hot? How hot?
Roxy kicks ass on a level beyond hotness. Also, she's pretty when they do her up.
What would happen if Twelve (Rodney) got Eight (Will) pregnant?
...
There would be fainting and screaming and an explanation of where, exactly, the baby was supposed to gestate and why exactly Will was carrying eggs.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
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hackthis.
Would Two (Ford) and Six (Kaylee) make a good couple?
The scary thing is, I was just contemplating this. I believe my direct quote was: "OMG. Tell me not to write Kaylee/Ford," because it's been tempting me all day. Pre or post wraith venom, it could work. Ford on Serenity!
Five (Cecelia)/Nine (Rusty) or Five (Cecelia)/Ten (Greg)? Why?
Cecelia/Rusty. Greg would be over eager and hurt by her sarcasm even if he joked it off. I could definitely see him being a bit like an annoying little brother to her, though.
They meet in the emergency room at the hospital, because Rusty had an incident involving a tree after Danny ran off with Tess. I could see Rusty being into Cecelia against his will, until he decides that her bluntness is endearing. Cecelia, Cecelia just wouldn't have time and he'd show up at odd hours; bring her candy popcorn and make fun of her handwriting. The fact that she's trying to hard not to be interested just makes him grin.
What would happen if Seven (Fred) walked in on Two (Ford) and Twelve (McKay) having sex?
He'd probably stand there with his mouth open for a few seconds, blinking, then start trying to figure out how the hell he ended up in the parallel reality where everyone was gay, and not want to check other rooms to figure out if his hypothesis was correct.
Make up a summary for a Three (RayK)/Ten (Greg) fic.
Ray's back from Canada, and can't take Chicago any more. Welsh offers him a case that ends up leading to Las Vegas and eventually connects to one that the crime lab is working on. Greg is working the case, with Grissom and Sarah, all uneven energy and tarnished fascination. Ray is so very tired of everything, and Greg is just beginning to understand it all.
Is there any such thing as One (Colleen) /Eight (Will) fluff?
There isn't even Colleen fic. Fluff for these two would not work -- they're both a bit too intense, but I would love to read the pairing. Colleen and her trust issues and her broken heart, Will in witness protection and missing everything that he used to be.
Suggest a title for a Seven (Kaylee)/Twelve (McKay) hurt/comfort fic.
"Equal and Opposite Reactions (The Mechanics of Letting Go)"
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four (Roxy) to deflower One (Colleen)?
Oh, goodness. Alcohol. Lots and lots of alcohol. Possibly body-swapping and mind control.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven (Kaylee) slash?
Pretty sure there's been a Kaylee/Inara rec or two that's floated around.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three (RayK) het?
Yes, a little.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven (Sam Guthrie)?
A few people used to, but comics fandom kind of went and died. Died like a dead thing.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two(Ford)/Four(Roxy)/Five(Cecelia)?
I'm going to go with a resounding 'no.'
What might Ten (Greg) scream at a moment of great passion?
"Eureka!" or a steady stream of scientific babble.
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight (Will), which song would you choose?
"Are You Out There?" by Dar Williams
If you wrote a One(Colleen)/Six(Fred)/Twelve(McKay) fic, what would the warnings be?
Crack!fic. Threesome. OMG, what was I thinking?
Alternatively:
They said I couldn't do it. What they should have said was that I really shouldn't do it.
What might be a good pick-up line for Two (Ford) to use on Ten (Greg)?
Ummm. Maybe not so much a line, as just grinning when Greg goes off on a science tangent, and putting an open hand on his back.
When was the last time you read a fic about Five (Cecelia)?
When I was editing the last Cece fic I wrote. This was over a year ago.
Huh. I've been out of comics fandom for quite a while. I need a new home fandom.
Now, the meme of cracktastic doom:
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
1. Colleen Blessed (Power Play)
2. Aiden Ford (SGA)
3. Ray Kowalski (Due South)
4. Roxy Harvey (Dead Like Me)
5. Cecelia Reyes (X-Men)
6. Kaylee Frye (Firefly)
7. Fred Weasley (Harry Potter)
8. Will Tippin (Alias)
9. Rusty Ryan (Ocean's 11)
10. Greg Sanders (CSI)
11. Sam Guthrie (X-Men)
12. Rodney McKay (SGA)
Have you ever read a Six (Kaylee) /Eleven (Sam) fic? Do you want to?
A. Not that I recall (and I really do think that I'd recall something like that); and B. Now that you mention it, yes. (Just country boys and girls/getting down on the farm.)
Do you think Four (Roxy) is hot? How hot?
Roxy kicks ass on a level beyond hotness. Also, she's pretty when they do her up.
What would happen if Twelve (Rodney) got Eight (Will) pregnant?
...
There would be fainting and screaming and an explanation of where, exactly, the baby was supposed to gestate and why exactly Will was carrying eggs.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
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hackthis.Would Two (Ford) and Six (Kaylee) make a good couple?
The scary thing is, I was just contemplating this. I believe my direct quote was: "OMG. Tell me not to write Kaylee/Ford," because it's been tempting me all day. Pre or post wraith venom, it could work. Ford on Serenity!
Five (Cecelia)/Nine (Rusty) or Five (Cecelia)/Ten (Greg)? Why?
Cecelia/Rusty. Greg would be over eager and hurt by her sarcasm even if he joked it off. I could definitely see him being a bit like an annoying little brother to her, though.
They meet in the emergency room at the hospital, because Rusty had an incident involving a tree after Danny ran off with Tess. I could see Rusty being into Cecelia against his will, until he decides that her bluntness is endearing. Cecelia, Cecelia just wouldn't have time and he'd show up at odd hours; bring her candy popcorn and make fun of her handwriting. The fact that she's trying to hard not to be interested just makes him grin.
What would happen if Seven (Fred) walked in on Two (Ford) and Twelve (McKay) having sex?
He'd probably stand there with his mouth open for a few seconds, blinking, then start trying to figure out how the hell he ended up in the parallel reality where everyone was gay, and not want to check other rooms to figure out if his hypothesis was correct.
Make up a summary for a Three (RayK)/Ten (Greg) fic.
Ray's back from Canada, and can't take Chicago any more. Welsh offers him a case that ends up leading to Las Vegas and eventually connects to one that the crime lab is working on. Greg is working the case, with Grissom and Sarah, all uneven energy and tarnished fascination. Ray is so very tired of everything, and Greg is just beginning to understand it all.
Is there any such thing as One (Colleen) /Eight (Will) fluff?
There isn't even Colleen fic. Fluff for these two would not work -- they're both a bit too intense, but I would love to read the pairing. Colleen and her trust issues and her broken heart, Will in witness protection and missing everything that he used to be.
Suggest a title for a Seven (Kaylee)/Twelve (McKay) hurt/comfort fic.
"Equal and Opposite Reactions (The Mechanics of Letting Go)"
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four (Roxy) to deflower One (Colleen)?
Oh, goodness. Alcohol. Lots and lots of alcohol. Possibly body-swapping and mind control.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven (Kaylee) slash?
Pretty sure there's been a Kaylee/Inara rec or two that's floated around.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three (RayK) het?
Yes, a little.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven (Sam Guthrie)?
A few people used to, but comics fandom kind of went and died. Died like a dead thing.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two(Ford)/Four(Roxy)/Five(Cecelia)?
I'm going to go with a resounding 'no.'
What might Ten (Greg) scream at a moment of great passion?
"Eureka!" or a steady stream of scientific babble.
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight (Will), which song would you choose?
"Are You Out There?" by Dar Williams
If you wrote a One(Colleen)/Six(Fred)/Twelve(McKay) fic, what would the warnings be?
Crack!fic. Threesome. OMG, what was I thinking?
Alternatively:
They said I couldn't do it. What they should have said was that I really shouldn't do it.
What might be a good pick-up line for Two (Ford) to use on Ten (Greg)?
Ummm. Maybe not so much a line, as just grinning when Greg goes off on a science tangent, and putting an open hand on his back.
When was the last time you read a fic about Five (Cecelia)?
When I was editing the last Cece fic I wrote. This was over a year ago.
Huh. I've been out of comics fandom for quite a while. I need a new home fandom.
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Date: 2005-08-31 05:08 am (UTC)Yay! I'm wanted. I'm emailing you a draft with minor revisions from another email address, because Gmail will receive emails but not send them for me at the moment.
You should have it now. I'll check again in the morning, before I head out for work. Let me know if you've got it?