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All of those new fanfic100s and crossover100s and au100s really do look quite nifty, and I'm sure they'll produce an amazing volume of amazing fic, but I'm so not claiming anything myself. (Consider: I've written somewhere between 50 and 60 stories in total, ever.)

First two lines of 20 songs randomized on iTunes, with no artist duplication. #18 is actually the second two lines because the first line was a dead give away, but anyone who doesn't get it is so fired.

1. Someone's knocking on my kitchen door/Leave the wood outside (lolitabug: Cloud On My Tongue, Tori Amos)
2. I can't use what I can't abuse/And I can't stop when it comes to you
3. My boss he's a probable bore/Put me hands and knees on scrubable floor
4. He has agreed to take me/To the ice hotel from the magazine
5. Trying on a brand new dress/But you haven't worn the old one yet
6. From the minute you saw it/By the time it left my mouth (lolitabug: Weakened State, Sarah Harmer)
7. When a room becomes a alter and what beast that must exist/It flies with music from our lips and steals a kiss and blows it
8. Some days I just want to up and call it quits/I feel like I'm surrounded by a wall of bricks
9. Got me again, got me so low, got me unclothed/Climb into me, I try to climb you
10. Go ahead, push your luck/Find out how much love the world can hold
11. You keep your riches and I'll sew my stitches/You can't make me think like you, mundane
12. I've got a bad flavour, I've got dirty clothes/I've got a strange neighbour, who doesn't have curtains on her windows
12. Build your own television receiver/Staying home can't be that bad for me (lolitabug: Idiot Box, Incubus)
13. Move into the country/Going to eat a lot of peaches (_bounce_: Peaches, Presidents of the United States of America)
14. Where you run is where you hide/Better hope you're hiding when the angel catches you (lolitabug: Damned To Hell, John Butler Trio)
15. So I'm the king of all these things/Of this mess I have made
16. Well I'm frozen in like a soldier/Don't know where it stays all over the place
17. Had a little bit to drink/There's a little thing I want a do out East (_bounce_: You Sound Like Louis Burdette, The Whitlams)
18. Along the coach roads I did ride/With sword and pistol by my side
19. Hearts are worn in these dark ages/You're not alone in this story's pages (lolitabug: World on Fire, Sarah McLachlan)
20. Ice age heat wave, can't complain/If the world's at large, why should I remain?