Okay, your first comment is WAY better than the one that I'm about to write.
Reasons Ontario sucks: - the air's unclean - living is expensive - they chear for the Argo's and the Maple Leafs - the people are mean - the city is too big - you are closer to SARS - they think they are the centre of the universe - the province's name both starts and ends with a vowel - they think Anne Murray is good - the black flies are AWFUL - the heat is humid - the CN tower is just a copy of Calgary's space needle - Richard Gere and J.Lo hated Ontario so much they had to come to WINNIPEG to shoot their movie!
and you want to move THERE?!? I'll take the plains ANY day! GO WESTERN CANADA!!!
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Date: 2003-06-11 08:48 pm (UTC)Reasons Ontario sucks:
- the air's unclean
- living is expensive
- they chear for the Argo's and the Maple Leafs
- the people are mean
- the city is too big
- you are closer to SARS
- they think they are the centre of the universe
- the province's name both starts and ends with a vowel
- they think Anne Murray is good
- the black flies are AWFUL
- the heat is humid
- the CN tower is just a copy of Calgary's space needle
- Richard Gere and J.Lo hated Ontario so much they had to come to WINNIPEG to shoot their movie!
and you want to move THERE?!? I'll take the plains ANY day! GO WESTERN CANADA!!!