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[cherry]

I have made a rather disturbing discovery.

A friend and I went to get our picture taken with Santa Claus. Now, I hate having my picture taken, so I hadn't really looked at it.

Came across it when I was cleaning today.

Santa Claus is staring at my breasts.

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[tellitslant]

nomsha interviewed a Santa for one of the indie mags here in town, and guess what Santa does the rest of the year?

He's a prison guard.

Now that just makes me want to put helpless little kids on his lap, yup.