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Dec. 10th, 2006 10:46 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
cherryWant to hear something funny?
I cannot, for the life of me, remember how old I am. I am not joking. It has been a problem for years. I can never remember if I'm, say, twenty, or twenty-one. I couldn't remember at 18/19 either (oh, I knew I was old enough for legal drinking at 19, but I couldn't remember if the drinking age was 18 or 19).
For example: The last two or three weeks, I've been telling people I am 20. It was recently pointed out to me that I have, in fact, not been 20 for the last four months.
Taxonomic classifications? Bernoulli's equation? Random and useless information? No problem. Ask me my age, however, and I am lost. My mind, she is falling apart even more quickly than I had anticipated.
Are there any little silly things that you guys forget? I'm not talking about normal things (though if I had a dollar for every time I'd misplaced my keys -- well, let's just say that Christmas shopping would have taken care of itself this year, and I'd be providing a round of bubble tea for my friendslist).
Are there any odd, random things that you misplace or forget or get confused? A quirk of mine: I can't say 'astronomer.' It comes out 'astromoner' every. time.
Oh my goodness, I am every stereotype ever.
I cannot, for the life of me, remember how old I am. I am not joking. It has been a problem for years. I can never remember if I'm, say, twenty, or twenty-one. I couldn't remember at 18/19 either (oh, I knew I was old enough for legal drinking at 19, but I couldn't remember if the drinking age was 18 or 19).
For example: The last two or three weeks, I've been telling people I am 20. It was recently pointed out to me that I have, in fact, not been 20 for the last four months.
Taxonomic classifications? Bernoulli's equation? Random and useless information? No problem. Ask me my age, however, and I am lost. My mind, she is falling apart even more quickly than I had anticipated.
Are there any little silly things that you guys forget? I'm not talking about normal things (though if I had a dollar for every time I'd misplaced my keys -- well, let's just say that Christmas shopping would have taken care of itself this year, and I'd be providing a round of bubble tea for my friendslist).
Are there any odd, random things that you misplace or forget or get confused? A quirk of mine: I can't say 'astronomer.' It comes out 'astromoner' every. time.
Oh my goodness, I am every stereotype ever.
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Date: 2006-12-11 05:26 am (UTC)Also, there are magic elves that live in my house and misplace my keys. Professionally. Oh and pens.
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Date: 2006-12-11 06:29 pm (UTC)Only, it's not actually 2007 yet, is it? *loses*
Also, there are magic elves that live in my house and misplace my keys. Professionally. Oh and pens.
Heee. I will be at the student office at school, and I will be ready to leave, then I will pat my pockets down and pause. Before I've even opened my mouth, I sometimes get: "You lost them again?"